There’s an App For That

collegehumor:

So my girlfriend has got into the habit of giving me oral whenever I get a important phone call in. She thinks it funny as I try to keep a solid tone of voice. Little does she know there is a fake call application that shows name of caller and everything and you can even schedule a time for it to call. Needless to say I have been having fake conversations with a app and get head now on demand pretty much.

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omg that’s frigging genius

(Source: College Humor, via jamestiberiusperfhair)

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    Fucking GENIUS!!!!
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